JOKS

girl- sir all boy called me "BUA JI"
sir- stand up , who call her BUA JI
suddenly all boys stand up except one.
sir- why are you not standing
boy- because i am FUFA JI

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  A sign at Budapest’s Zoo requests:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.

IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY

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school inspector- What is the colour of crow? (the old age teacher indicated his hair to the students) Raju stood up and told- white, same as the colour of our teacher. ................................................................................................

Teacher:no one should enter into girls hostel boy:pennality ? teacher: 100 for one day 200 for two days and soon.... boy: wat is the cost of monthly pass sir? ....................................................................

Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"